Being a boyfriend who openly bombs on mom in front of the kids or being that guy breaking mom’s heart will forever lock you into asshole mode in their minds and you will never get over it.
It is not your place to discipline an unruly child either, check his/her mom on that, and if it gets too much – call it a day and leave.
A suave, zen-like guy who can hold in his inner lion is great but if you have a temper tantrum throwing lunatic around your baby, you need to drop him like a bad habit.
Ladies listen, this man did not get used to a kid screaming like you did, he was not kept up nights tending to the crying and projectile poop, he isn’t seasoned in this.
Women you gotta be smarter than this, go back to his place, keep your kids out of it, and leave the little ones with a babysitter.
Engage the child in conversation when he/she’s around but make it natural conversation, not forced conversation.
Most teens are cynical and standoffish to new boyfriends so you have to expect hostility initially.
Until the mini people are old enough to get their own cereal and turn on the cartoons, there's no such thing as sleeping in.
If you really want to impress everyone, let her sleep while you get the pancakes going and put the coffee on, or take everyone on a doughnut run. She probably doesn't need saving, but she definitely needs a massage.